f-ing cat.

found out: smearing cheese on the cat makes her lick herself more than usual which creates more hairballs than usual which makes her throw up more than usual.

of course she never throws up on the easy-to-clean-laminate but prefers spots two centimeters next to it on the scrub-for-half-and-hour-and-still-never-look-quite-the-same rugs, carpets and furniture.