i was in the wine/chips/nuts/snacks section of the store today and overheard the conversation of three boys aged around 10. it went something like this:
boy 1: "yeah, this one time i swallowed something and it go stuck and my dad had to squeeze me to get it out. i coulda died."
boy 2: "oh man, no, that's nothing! this one time i ate something i was allergic to but know one new i was allergic and i couldn't breath so they took me to the hospital and they were sure i was gonna die but then this doctor showed up and he figured out what was wrong with me and he gave me a shot and then i could breath again. if it weren't for him, i'd be dead."
boy 3: "well, i almost drowned in my sleep."
boy 2: "what? how'd you do that?"
boy 3: "i peed in my sleep and almost drowned in it."
boy 1: "you can't do that. you'd have to pee alot to drown in it!"
boy 2: "yeah! you can't drown in our pee. it's not enough to drown you."
boy 3: "well, i peed on my face and it got in my mouth and i almost drowned! haha!"
boys 2 and 1 look slightly skeptical. but slightly impressed.
i smile and walk away.
8 years ago
5 comments:
Hey friend. Time for a call me thinks! And your English spelling is getting to be quite poor
"but know one new i was allergic"
should read
'but no one knew i was allergic'
yikes
just missed one letter and transfered it to a different word.... pff. anal still, i see. ;)
i saw that too and snickered. :)
And that's a gross story, boy 3. I'd rather be the kid who never almost died than the kid who peed all over my own face...
LMAO! Euuww. I'm also slightly impressed though.
haha!
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